Dread Pirate Roberts

And so... the Dread Pirate Roberts said to me...
"I am not the real Dread Pirate Roberts. Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia."

Then he went on to say, "Kakashi, have you ever considered a life of piracy? You would make a fine Dread Pirate Roberts." As you can see....I thought about it and even tried on his outfit, but alas it was not for me. Piracy lacks one critical item.....hentai.